I've been tagged by Dixon a.k.a nama glamour nyer Zen Master to write about my notorious moments in high school. Since I gotta pei min (bagi muka) to the guy, I'll try to cough out something brief and straight forward without all the bombastic jargon shits..
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#1 - Playing truant. I was the first ever BBGS sudent who received a pink colour warning letter from the Education ministry for not attending school for more than 3 months. Teachers didn't have faith in me and was expecting me to fail miserably in SPM. I proudly managed to give them out-of their-pants shock when I got my results - it was good enough to knock down all the teacher's pet.
#2 - Lust letters. Since its an all girls school, we had all lady teachers as well until one fine day, a male teacher joins in. He was handsome and was swarmed by love letters by young vigigis (vaginas). I could literally muntah darah so I wrote him an anonymous 'lust' letter. Don't really know what trully happened to him after that, all I heard was, he was transfered to some co-et school and was frightened to death of the thoughts of being molested. *smirk*
#3 - Keeping male in an all girls school. It was campfire 1997. Jess, Wei-yu and I decided to stay overnight in one of the classes and was accompanied by a male friend from St.John. Of course, our teachers and other girls doesn't know at that time cause if we were to kantoi, sure mampus exponentially lar. We had to hid him under stacks of desk when the schoolguard checks up on us. Poor guy.
#4 - Conteng dinding sekolah. But of course, I call it ART and CREATIVITY. A mural dedicated to my beloved alma mater. Not any mere humans can draw a cow that looks like a dog, you know. The art looks 'gourmet' btw, nicely drawn under the Centenary Wall of Fame. It's practically a Chagall. *show teeth*
#5 - Broke a teacher's favourite mug on purpose while she took a call from outside her cubicle. I never told anyone this. Not a soul. But I don't fcking care anymore, truth be told. She was a bitch, I did the right thing. *shrug*
#6 - I scoop cat shit and buried it in the long jump sand pad. For others to enjoy the aroma and texture of nature. ;)
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Done.
That is all I can think of now.
I'm not going to tag anybody..doubt that they would pei min me. *yawn*
3 comments:
Whoa, cepat siut ko buat. Tak sampai 1 hari dah siap. Mine takes 1 week and 3 days to complete, wey.
What's with Faisal's male escort services? Apa cerita. :P
Its just a blog, my dear Dixon. Should never take much of your precious time. I could write a novel if you give me a week and 3 days - complete with grammar checks.
Ehem, don't you know that Mr.F is starting a male escort services right here in Malaysia?
Man... you gotta read the news. Ahaks!!
Uuh, please don't mislead ppl, m'kay? --.--
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