Wednesday, February 20, 2008

art of being cool...

Rules to be cool. Well, or APPEAR to be cool.

Ehem...

First up, don't talk much. Do the talking with your eyes and body language.

Second, either listen or don't give an iota care of your surrounding. To do the latter, you need to be gorgeous or blessed with certain charismatic looks that can pull it off.

Third, be mysterious. Never answer a question completely - leave it hanging and make people wonder / leave people wondering about you. This is to arouse curiosity.

Where I learn all this? Well... I know someone who likes to act cool where as in reality, he's not cool at all. I suspect he doesn't talk much cause his brain processing uses Celeron processor and he got nothing brilliant to say. And secondly, he listens cause everybody else empowers him and he's not that articulate in conveying his points. And last but not least, he tries to be mysterious cause in truth, he got no mystery in life. Nothing exciting ever happen to him - never got laid, don't have much friends and lives with his grandmother. Plus, his idea of fun is chatting on MIRC and ICQ.. *roll eyes*

There. I've blab it out..

And gosh, I hate it when he calls me 'babe'. It's so NOT cool...

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